Too Much. Lena Dunham thing. Did at least finish it.
Etoile. Amy Sherman-Palladino thing about ballet. No! Couldn't get past first episode! Didn't even finish the first episode!
Insomnia. Very daft Vicky McClure thing.
Cold Water and The Guest. Both linked by Eve Myles, who should know better. Both unbelievable rubbish.
Dope Girls. Just couldn't get into it.
Girl Friend. More unbelievable rubbish... but I think audiences realise it is. Certainly the ones on Gogglebox seem to.
Zero Day. Robert de Niro President thing. Just never went further than episode 1.
The Iris Affair. Giant super-computer thing? Who commissions this stuff?
Paradise. Dan Fogelman's gone mad. Or it's just not our thing.
Hostage. Farcical Suranne Jones thing.
Suspicion. Oh yeah - that one. More fucking rubbish.
The Assassin. The Williams Brothers. One episode enough.
The Forsytes. You just know immediately whether something is going to work, Bad script => bad acting.
The Ridges. Really annoying over-edited and filmed in that irritating in-out zoom style that I thought and hoped had gone out of fashion.
Murder Before Evensong. 1980s priest-copper Grantchester rehash. Boring. Matthew Lewis weirdly (intentionally?) evoking Bertie Carvel in Dalgleish.
Summerwater. Shenanigans at holiday park in Scotland. Seemed so far fetched just couldn't even finish episode 1. Complete with erotic ghosts. Who writes this stuff?
I Know This Much Is True. Well, I don't know it was rubbish, but when it opened, identical twin Mark Ruffalo cut his own hand off, and we thought 'Yeahhh.... Not sure if this is really our baaaaaag'.
