Michelle Pfeiffer double bill: Frankie and Johnnie (1991 Gary Marshall) / One Fine Day (1996 Michael Hoffman)

A romdram and a romcon. Frankie and Johnny is a well-written film: you wouldn't know it was a play. It honestly looks at a relationship, the budding moments - particularly a woman who is too scared to get into a serious relationship - and the woman across the way who's being abused. See here. I was going to put in exactly the same screen shot as last time - this one.

The restaurant's on 23rd and 9th, the West side - Chelsea - above the Village. Her apartment's all the way up in Hell's Kitchen - not quite as high up as The Apartment.

The girl on the till who Hector Elizondo nicknames 'Pookie' is Ele Keats. Considering she's important in the hiring scene its weird how she drops out of the picture.

Who's Dante Spinotti? I hear you ask. His credits include Heat, LA Confidential, The Insider, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, Wonder Boys, The Mirror Has Two Faces, Beaches, Illegally Yours.

Terrence McNally adapted his own play.

One Fine Day, was written by Terrel Seltzer and Ellen Simon, neither of whom are known for anything else of note. The idea of a couple who can't stand each other at the outset is of course as old as them thar hills, but the idea to compress that relationship into one day was a good one. Good support from Charles Durning, Amanda Peet, Holland Taylor and the like. The kids are Mae Whitman and the accident-prone Alex Linz.

I'm becoming obsessed by wall art in movies. This one looks Futurist but I couldn't track it down:

Good continuity, I noticed.

They're both difficult things to write well, see here. I particularly liked both endings: in the first, a couple clean their teeth and listen to NYC wake up; in the second, they fall asleep, while now best friend kids look on.

The Undeclared War - Season 2 (2026 Peter Kosminski, Colin Callender)

Ir's a tricky one, this, as it centres on people moodily walking around offices, followed by a Steadicam, scowling at computer terminals and talking in acronyms and about things like 'sandboxes' and 'mac addresses', and being bickery towards one another.

A somewhat haggard Simon Pegg, Sian Brooke (Blue Lights), Alex Jennings, Hannah Khalique-Brown, Jason Tobin, Ed Stoppard, German Segal, Danny Sapani (in charge of security), Chloe Pirrie (Dept. Q, The Queen's Gambit, Emma.; unpleasant military person).

Red Eye (2005 Wes Craven)

A very young Cillian Murphy befriends Rachel McAdams as they board the flight, but it turns out he has a sinister interest in her, and her father Brian Cox may be at risk if she doesn't do what he wants.

Certain characters on the flight - stewardesses, a lady who she lends a book to, an eleven year old and a cartoonist are all set into play like chess pieces. From that point of view it's like every airplane movie since The High and the Mighty.

It's a refreshingly straightforward 75 minute ride.

Secret Service (2026 Tom Bradby)

Tom adapted his own thriller novel with Jemma Kennedy. It's directed by James Marsh (1-3, who also directed Tom's 2012 adaptation Shadow Dancer) and Farren Blackburn (4 & 5). Why you would take off an Oscar-winning film director for the last two episodes I cannot understand (the DP changed too, from Ole Birkeland to the less good Nick Remy Matthews).

Gemma Arterton is running a surveillance operation in Malta on Russians; learns there's the possibility of a Russian operative in the senior cabinet. Could it be Home Secretary Mark Stanley or Amaka Okafor? Gemma's husband Rafe Spall is on her PR team.

Good tense scenes - the plant in the Russian house, and later her escape. And the daughter being followed into a spookily empty corner shop.

Big cast: Avi Nash her No. 2, Khalid Abdalla (Gemma's superior), Roger Allam, Alex Kingston, Aoife Hinds, various Russians... Galaxie Clear (the daughter), Alexander Mercury (Russian spy).

Has a funny meta feeling when Tom himself appears reading the news; and one character complains "Fucking ITV!" But still suffers from showing us text messages that aren't legible.

Overall, I'm not really sure what I thought of it.

As I suspected not much of it was filmed on location. Malta was real but nowhere else; Moscow as Battersea Park, for example. Helsinki could have been anywhere.

Ann Droid (2026 Diane Morgan)

Engagingly daft Diane Morgan creation in which she plays a robot (not one of the latest or brightest models) who attempts to look after aging Sue Johnstone (as good as ever) who's coping with living on her own. They form their own unique bond, which is sweet.

This has been done, more seriously, in Humans, but I was thinking it goes all the way back to Lubitsch's 1919 silent comedy Die Puppe / The Doll (sort of).

Somewhat less successful in the sub-story of Sue's useless son Paul Ready and his disastrous relationship with Andrea Valls. With Kathryn Hunter.

Die Puppe / The Doll (1919 Ernst Lubitsch)

Thanks to the 4K Vintage Movie Archive there's a great, restored version of this on YouTube.

And it's very funny and very interesting cinematically. Lubitsch had learned a lot about staging, timing and design from the legendary theatre director Max Reinhardt which contributes to his blocking of scenes with multiple charters - the chase of Hermann Thimig by forty maidens, the dance of the dolls. In fact that chase may have been an influence on Keaton's Seven Chances - must watch that next - and itself would have prompted the topless women chase in The Meaning of Life. But Lubitsch is also doing interesting things cinematically like the multiple exposures and semi-transparent dream scene, and the dollmaker's hair changing colour.

But the centre of the film is the joyous Ossi Oswalda (a nickname which Lubitsch gave her) who gives a gleeful and very funny performance pretending to be her own mechanical doll. Lubitsch slyly digs into the male-female relationship through this setup.

The set designs by frequent collaborator Kurt Richter (you can tell I'm reading a book on Lubitsch) are really sweet - beautifully set up when Lubitsch himself in the film's opening, builds a mini set and populates it with dolls which then turn into live action -  as are the pantomime horses.

It's also quite cheeky, particularly in behaviour of apprentice Gerhard Ritterband, for example kissing the 'doll' then kissing her mother as well 'just to keep things even'.

Written by Lubitsch and another frequent collaborator Hans Kräly, photographed by Theodor Sparkul and Kurt Waschneck. With Max Kronert, Victor Janson (doll maker), Jakob Tiedker (the abbot, whose dance with Ossi is hilarious).

Bollocks of 2026

It's sadly early to start this list (5 January) but unfortunately we have a contender already, Hunting Wives, some crap about a woman who finds herself in the gun packing heart of Texas Republicanism. The title indicates how crap it will be.

Can You Keep a Secret? Dawn French, Mark Heap 'comedy'.

The Lady. True story of Fergie's dresser-turned-murderer. Just wasn't engaging.

The Fortune. Terribly written crap with Eleanor Tomlinson, set in Hartlepool. She inherits from someone she doesn't know and behaves implausibly from the off. Channel 5 bollocks.

Benidorm is Murder. Retired detective John Hannah solves murders. More Channel 5 bollocks. Embarrassing.

Little Disasters. Was put off by the opening seconds, Diane Kruger's look to camera and the portentous voiceover.

Death Valley. Timothy Spall actor turned detective thing. Not exactly bollocks, but life's too short for unfunny guff.

The Rapture (2026 Bryony Kimmings)

She adapted Liz Jensen's novel for the BBC in five hour long parts.

Ruth Madeley is a wheelchair-using psychologist whose teenaged patient India Amarteifio is in prison for the murder of her mum. But we start to believe the kid has the power of prophecy.

Her Dad Sam Hazeldine is running an anti-doom religious movement. But there's also a global warming protest group at work, run by Siena Kelly.

And Madeley is getting romanced by a man who works at a wind farm, played by Jack Farthing (Towards Zero, Chloe, Poldark, Spencer).

We are impressed with India's gutsy performance.

With Ruth Jones, Richard Elis (good as head of hospital), Iwan Rheon (disgraced journalist), Naby Dakhli, Stephen Campbell Moore, Robert Rhodes (teenaged patient 'Sonic')

Appropriate timing as broadcast in our fifth heatwave of the summer with no rain now for two months. And it's other theme of media manipulation is sadly as current as ever.

Margam Country Park

The Dept. Q debacle!

We'd realised we'd seen it before - had we started it but forgotten? - and were enjoying it, particularly that great twist when what we think is the parallel story of the persecuted lawyer actually becomes the case they are solving four years later... but then we saw the woman in the industrial tank and it was 'Oh noooo, not that one!' and we stopped. Scott Frank and Chandi Lakhani wrote it.

I had realised it was based on a Swedish novel but not not that they'd made a film series of it all before ten years ago... and now I say that I've got a weird feeling that we actually might have seen this, or some of it, when Swedish noir was all the rage... It was called (in English) The Keeper of Lost Causes from 2013.

There is another series coming. Hopefully it will be less bonkers.

Strangers on a Train (1951 Alfred Hitchcock)

Is Patricia Highsmith's gay sub-text in evidence here? Robert Walker could easily be read to be gay. In real life he suffered from his parents' divorce, then Jennifer Jones leaving him for Selznick; he died from an adverse reaction to drugs his psychiatrist gave him when pissed.

Hitch read Patricia Highsmith's debut novel on a train - appropriately enough - and he, Alma and Whitfield Cook quickly made it their own, making significant changes, one being to convert Bruno's repugnant alcoholic into a charming and covert gay. Raymond Chandler was brought in but tried to make every action explainable, drank too much and attempted to steer the script back to Highsmith's book. It ended unhappily and his script was ignored. Then a former Ben Hecht associate Czenzi Ormonde was brought in and she wrote the scenes that were played by Marion Lorne - dotty and yet almost as mad as her son. She and Barbara Keon finished the script.

If North by Northwest is a bad dream, this one's a nightmare. Are all Hitch's films dreams?

Absolutely wonderfully written and directed film features powerful performance by Robert Walker. I could happily watch it over and over again, for the way the camera is positioned alone.

Good cast also includes Farley Granger, Leo G Carroll, Patricia Hitchcock, Ruth Roman, Kasey Rogers (Granger's wife), Howard St John (detective) and Norma Varden (strangulee at dinner party).

Also notable for Robert Burks' incredible depth of focus photography - in the (brilliant) tennis match it feels like those balls are coming right at you. His cinematography was the only Oscar nomination - it was their first collaboration. It's also a film in which you need to pay attention to the background - loved this scene in the record store because the kid in the booth behind them keeps watching the couple argue:

And in the one above, Walker's trying to plan his murder while his father is threatening to have him committed in the background.

Amongst the many lauded sequences, the one where he stalks the girl at the fairground is in the 'pure cinema' silent movie mode; also a murder filmed as a seduction scene. Also loved the frank character played by Patricia Hitchcock and her relationship with Farley Granger.

Here black / white contrasts characters - pillar is naturally separating them:

And the jump cut straight from Granger descending the fire escape to him being in Bruno's parents's grounds is years ahead of Godard. And the merry-go-round scene, more 'pure cinema' - and the little boy who joins in the punch-up!

Q in lighter / drain scene: "Do it yourself, you over-privileged psychopath!"

A Warner Brothers production.

Here's a fascinating aside from 'Hitchock et L'Art; Coincidences Fatales' from the Pompidou 2001 exhibition:

Sunshine Cleaning (2008 Christine Jeffs)

Stuck in nowhere relationship with high school sweetheart Steve Zahn, failing Amy Adams starts to work cleaning up after messy deaths and enlists even more aimless sister Emily Blunt to help; the latter is struggling to process the suicide of her mum, and latches on to Mary Lynn Jajskub who's gone through something she thinks is similar.

They get it from their father Alan Arkin, who pursues one madcap entrepreneurial activity after another.

Jason Spevack is Adams' bright young son; Clifton Collins Jr a helpful friend.

Megan Holley is the writer..

The CB radio line to God is a fun touch.

The Major and the Minor (1942 Billy Wilder & co-scr)

The cadets are fun: Frankie Thomas (left), Raymond Roe (the tap dancer), Charles Smith (The Shop Around the Corner) and Billy Dawson (right, I guess):

And the local girls' school has had an outbreak of Veronica Lake:

Double Indemnity (1944 Billy Wilder & co-scr)

We stayed in the Billy Wilder lane and marvelled at our favourite Edward G Robinson performance.

It's a marvellous plot, by way of James M Cain, Raymond Chandler and Billy, but the perfect murder is, of course, imperfect (dying from falling off a train travelling 15 or 20 miles an hour).

"This is it, Walter. Straight down the line."

A Foreign Affair (1948 Billy Wilder & co-scr)

Quite a tough and sharp comedy, showing how the allied forces are coping with being in bombed out and fucked post-war Berlin. Wilder clearly had strong feelings about the city he used to work and live in and love, now he's in a more sarcastic mood; at one point suggesting that the boy who keeps drawing swastikas everywhere should go to the ovens.. yeah, but we don't do that. (Some of Billy's family ended up there.) And then to have the - well one of the - romantic leads to have been a consort of a Nazi and Hitler is - well, I see it as shocking - I wonder what people of the time thought? This is a most unusual, subversive work. It also has a strong scent of Ninotchka, which Billy co-wrote, in that the upright and moral American visitor (Jean Arthur) becomes absolutely overpowered by love, booze and the whole damn thing.

It's absolutely brilliantly built. Brackett and Wilder and (a little bit) Richard Breen based it on David Shaw's original story, adapted by Robert Harari. Starts with the visiting board from the US, there to make sure the soldiers are behaving moralistically. Jean Arthur sees immediately they're not. Meets John Lund, who seems like the embodiment of good, and comes from the same home state of Iowa. But it turns out he's a black market dealer and is romancing dodgy German nightclub singer Marlene Dietrich. Arthur starts pursuing Dietrich, suspecting she's seeing a high ranking officer and enlists Lund's help - I mean that's a beautiful set up right there. To get her off the scent, Lund begins to woo her.. and then starts to fall for her for real.

The famous filing cabinet scene is later replicated when he keeps picking up chairs to try to ward her off.

Millard Mitchell is one of many unknowns in the supporting cast playing the General who knows everything.

Great long takes - in the opening, for example, Arthur putting things away on the plane. Wonderful blocking - the way Dietrich does her routine with Lund looking on, taking his cigarette, ending up giving it to the piano player. (That song 'Black Market' apparently had to be quite diluted to get it past the censors.) Then the way it's replicated at the end with the murderous Nazi there and how it turns into chaos and we wonder who is dead. 

Beautifully (but unshowily) shot by Charles Lang, scored by Friedrich Hollander (who's playing the piano, would have known Dietrich as far back as The Blue Angel).

"Victory will be ours"

I thought it was one of Wilder's modern art pieces. It's an aerial map of bomb damage!

And while all this is going on, Billy is dating Audrey (they married June 30 1949), and getting understandably upset over the HUAC hearings.

Cameron thinks it's one of Billy's best films, and his most personal. Why we hadn't watched it in twelve years is a mystery. It was a bit of a flop.

Billy had wanted the Lund character to have been Jewish - which would have added an most interesting angle - but 'they chickened out'.

Trying - Season 5 (2026)

The older daughter is attempting to build a relationship with her biological mother to Esther Smith's nervousness. (I now find her really irritating.) Darren Boyd attempts / pretends to row the Atlantic. It's not really that funny.

Cold pizza for breakfast? Yummy!

I, Jack Wright (2025 Chris Lang)

Trevor Eve led us directly here. He's a multi-millionaire who's been murdered. His will provisions are somewhat outrageous - he leaves his wife Nikki Amuka-Bird (The Personal History of David Copperfield) nothing and his sons John Simm and Daniel Rigby only £10k each. Meanwhile grand-daughter Ruby Ashbourne Serkis gets control of the company and fifteen million pounds.

Each episode begins and ends with where they all are now. Simm, a struggling record producer is still alive; Rigby, the rather uncomfortable former CEO of the company, looks like a bearded recluse. Bird is in prison.

Rigby's horrible wife is Zoe Tapper; Gemma Jones is the first wife, with partner James Fleet. Bird is involved with a Parisian criminal (Jalil Lespert) and Serkis with both an American entrepreneur and a car mechanic (Percelle Ascott).

Harry Lloyd politely investigates with the help of Liz Kingsman. James Wilby is good as a barrister; Rakhee Thakrar is another.

6 x 45 for BBC. Essentially. it's an Agatha Christie whodunit written on a large Succession-type canvas. But in the end, it's Serkis who's arrested, but Bird who's in prison in the flash forwards, and the 'cliffhanger' ending is that Jones confesses she did it... 'To be continued'. I was quite disappointed.

Waking the Dead - series finale (2011)

Ed Whitmore writes us out on a high in Waterloo. Boyd is being sacked, decides he must solve the disappearance of the homeless teenage boys.

Sarah has to admit to Boyd that she denounced him to his superiors - but doesn't add that she then took it back. In fact it would have only taken her to deny the allegations she'd made for the whole thing to have disappeared. Oops! Maybe she's too principled.

We meet Assistant Chief Constable Paul McGann who knew the lads back in the day and almost apprehended the suspect - but we somehow knows something's off with him. And when he meets dodgy property investor David Bradley, Sarah knows something's up. But I didn't think he was going to kill her for Christ's sake. Rough justice is delivered, leaving Boyd's future very much up in the air.

Eve in interview said that the BBC were no longer going to be financing the show they way they had been and decided enough was enough.

We will miss them: Boyd whose interview technique is to shout six questions in a row; Eve who is always calm and fearless; Grace,  empathic and smart as a whip; Spence with his long suffering legwork and door crashing. Sarah - was she ever really right for the team? And those characters from the past, Amelia, who died, Frankie, who resigned, Stella, who, er, just didn't turn up for work one day...

Goodbye.

Under Waterloo Bridge. Whether that's Ed's only reference to the title I couldn't say

Best of Waking the Dead

Anger Management. The flamenco one. And Boyd in therapy. John Milne, Andy Hay

Final Cut. The Performance one. Stephen Davis.

Cold Fusion. Ed Whitmore. S. 5 finale. Spence pursued by assassin.

Sins. Declan Croghan. The beheaded prison governor.

Pietà. Declan Croghan, Bosnia-Serbia.

Conviction. Tim Prager. Government cover-up. Boyd almost blown up.

Waterloo, series finale. Ed Whitmore. What happened to the lost boys?

Waking the Dead - Season 9 (2011)

Ed Whitmore writes a fairly straightforward tale, Solidarity about a charismatic former soldier (Adam Rayner. Mistresses) who becomes a spokesman for the CND - seems back in the day Grace was peripherally involved in it all. The man's found dead. Is it an MI5 cover up or something more labyrinthine?

John McArdle, Frances Tomelty, Anna Chancellor, Jack Shepherd, Roger Ringrose.

And Tim Prager's Conviction (his only screenplay for the show) is about the disappearance of a man six years ago. Sarah (Eva Birthistle) chases up old contact Tom Goodman-Hill (almost the pantomime villain) to see if it's another government cover-up. Is it? It certainly involves a private security company under the control of the Kansas Chicken Co or something.

Prager had before this written two series of 55 Degrees North featuring Don Gilet as a detective in Newcastle (2004-5).

Don Warrington is the only familiar face.

Boyd is kidnapped and almost blown up; Sarah saves him. She also tells her superiors that Boyd is a good and stable boss after all, hopefully thus silencing the ticking bomb she had planted her earlier when she'd recommended he be kicked off.

Untitled (2000 Cameron Crowe & scr)

"Rock stars have kidnapped my son."

Now this two and a half hour film isn't a moment too long.

Also I thought Cameron did a lovely job of writing his mother, a forceful, unique and slightly crazy personality. Her talk to Russell when he gets her on the phone is one of many memorable scenes.

And the standout scene where he tells Penny that all her bullshit about the 'real world' is just covering up that she's surrounded by people who really don't care about her and that she's been sold for a crate of beer.

And the dedication to 'Joel Bernstein - your photographs inspired this movie'. A noted photographer of rock musicians, his gallery can be seen here. Includes this little number:

Cameron in uncool shirt, Neil Young on the right, 1974

But what's interesting is the viewpoint of Lester Bangs - 'rock music is all over'. It's 1973 and there's an argument that all the classic rock tracks had been written, and that two things happen - prog rock and huge stadium tours take over, the music business becomes run by money men who don't give a fuck about the music - personified in the movie by their new producer-to-be, played by Jimmy Fallon.

To understand how close it is to Cameron's own story it's helpful to read his memoir 'The Uncool'.