Sunday 21 June 2015

Hammer House of Horror - 'Charlie Boy' (1980 Robert Young)

Hilarious episode, awfully directed and acted, about a voodoo doll.

Angela Bruce is about the only decent actor in it - she was one of our 'Angels' and is still on TV.

Though Marius Goring is apparently in it.

Contains the great line "I'll drive faster on my own."

Just what was needed.


Jaws (1975 Steven Spielberg)

It's  a very nicely made movie full of artful compositions and blocking making you wonder what happened to the kid?

Because it was the 40th anniversary and Midsummer's Eve (not that the latter has anything to do with it). The three Rs are great indeed.

The shark is funny.

There are not one but two shooting stars in it - just after the one that shoots past Scheider's head there's a second one in the very next shot.

Well shot by Bill Butler with Michael Chapman operating. According to Carl Gottlieb's film record 'The Jaws Log' (which has since been updated), Chapman was rock steady hand-holding the camera in most scenes (only the night discovery of Ben Gardner's boat was studio set - everything else was on location). Talking of the latter, he's played by local legend Craig Kingsbury, whose colourful, salty language inspired some of Quint's dialogue, and who can be seen welcoming Dreyfuss, commenting on the crazy armada, and whose prosthetic mask made every single person in the cinema jump.

Entourage Series 5 (2008)

Vince finally gets a movie break with Smoke Jumpers but his co-star and director are real shits. There's a most amusing magic mushrooms episode at the Joshua Tree. Turtle starts going out with Meadow Soprano (Jamie-Lynn Sigler) and he reveals to her his real name. Even Vince's mum can't get him a job (with Gas Van Sant) and the unthinkable happens - Vince loses his temper. Then fires E.

E has another run in with the odious Seth Green.

Though the season ends on a high when Vince gets an unexpected phone call...

Saturday 20 June 2015

The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970 Billy WIlder)

In memory of Christopher Lee, who just died aged 93. He played Sir Henry Baskerville in the Hammer version, Holmes himself in Sherlock Holmes und das Halsband des Todes (1962), Mycroft here, Holmes again in Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady/Incident at Victoria Fall, and was alleged to be Moriarty in the unfilmed Baker Street Irregularsthough my contention that he also played Watson seems to be false.

Poor old Robert Stephens - who's utterly fantastic as Holmes - was heavily drinking then and suffered a nervous breakdown - you can see his hands shaking occasionally. Colin Blakely is also good as Watson - his comic timing is great - note scene with butter knife. And talking of timing, Wilder does another of his energetic musical numbers featuring members of a ballet - note the perfect way in which the girls are fluidly replaced with boys. Screenplay is excellent - many very funny lines, though part two is less funny than part one. (Watson: "We need to get married!". Holmes "Now that would make people talk!") Note the way in which any normal director would give you some night to day transition shot - Wilder does it by using a joke with a policeman. Genevieve Page is the mystery woman and Stanley Holloway is in it very briefly (one of his last films, though he lived another 12 years) and Clive Revill displays the same perfect pitch performance that he demonstrates in Avanti as a Russian (note his timing when he opens and closes the curtain of the opera box). And how can anyone resist Irene Handl as Mrs Hudson?

Miklós Rózsa's theme is his own violin concerto and is wonderful. Chris Challis shot it in diffused style; the posh sets are by Alexandre Trauner.

But. 30% of the picture is lost. Wilder left the cutting to someone else while he pursued a mysterious film project which he couldn't subsequently remember:
The opening sequence was to  feature Watson’s grandson in London claiming his inherited dispatch box from Cox & Co., there was also a flashback to Holmes’ Oxford days to explain his distrust of women [she turns out to be a prostitute]. All were shot, but deleted from the final print. So what happened? Well, it appears that United Artists suffered a number of major film flops in 1969 that pretty much scuppered the road show format for Wilder’s massive project. Studio exec’s ordered the film to be cut to fill a regular theatrical running time, whittling the film down to a 125-minute version. The episodic format made the pruning process relatively simple, so cut were the opening sequence, the Oxford flashback and two full episodes entitled “The Dreadful Business of the Naked Honeymooners” at 15 minutes and “The Curious Case of the Upside Down Room” at 30 minutes. We can only hope that the full footage can one day be restored, although a full print is not currently thought to exist.
However, in 1994 Image Entertainment released a laser disc that did contain the soundtrack (without picture) to the “Upside Down Room” sequence and picture (without sound) for the “Naked Honeymooners” sequence. With any luck, perhaps something more will come to light before a DVD version is released.
Source: http://bakerstreetdozen.com/lee2.html

It was another collaboration between Wilder and John Williams, but sadly he was cut.



Thursday 18 June 2015

Entourage 4 (2007)

The infamous Medellin has been finished but no one's seen it yet, and no one sees it until the end of the season. Where it's shown at Cannes...

One of the good thing about this show is it does make you think about what (your favourite) actors are doing when they're not acting - auditioning, reading scripts, hustling, getting green lit, going into turnaround, being cancelled, becoming a producer, producing.... Having fun....

Monday 15 June 2015

Entourage Series 2 - 3 (2005 - 6)

Finding it difficult to stop watching.

In the sweetest moment in the series, all their mums (led by Mercedes Ruehl) come to the Aquaman premiere. Ari is fired by a malevolent Malcolm MacDowell. We have now been firmly introduced to Lloyd (Rex Lee) and their tough PR agent from the hood Shauna (Debi Mazar). Ari's outrageous behaviour is getting worse - he calls E a 'cunt muscle' and says he'd rather 'stick needles in my cock' than talk to Drama. An annoying old friend now ex-con Domenick Lombardozzi (from The Wire) quickly wears out his welcome. 'Queen's Boulevard' has been colourised - Rhys Coiro plays the arrogant director Billy Walsh superbly. Turtle becomes a hip hop act manager. The boys attend a high school party thus making heroes out of two nerds - Vince even leaves them E's Maserati.

With James Woods, Bruno Kirby, Seth Green.

Sunday 14 June 2015

Went the Day Well? (1942 Cavalcanti)

Gripping, shocking film displays casual disregard for life from the moment the vicar is shot dead in his own church, and must have hit the British public hard. Mervyn Johns opens by telling us that the story didn't come out until after the war and Hitler was defeated - a brave stance indeed.

Undercover Germans (led by Basil Sydney, David Farrar and John Slater) take over village (actually Turville, in one of its long line of movie appearances - even the windmill from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is in it). A most useful cast of not terribly well known actors is gradually decimated. Leslie Banks, Valerie Taylor, Marie Lohr (who, as the plucky lady of the manor, is the last to expire saving the children from a hand grenade in a wonderfully understated moment), Harry Fowler, Frank Lawton, Norman Pierce, Elizabeth Allan, Thora Hird, Muriel George, Patricia Hayes. When reliable old poacher Edward Rigby is killed, then plucky boy Harry Fowler (Hue and Cry) is shot, we realise all the usual rules have been abandoned.

Wilkie Cooper filmed it, with a D. Slocombe assisting. The story was from Graham Greene ('The Lieutenant Died Last'), and ingeniously the various tricks and escape plans the villagers come up with all misfire, through the writing of John Dighton, Diana Morgan and Angus MacPhail. William Walton wrote the music, though in key sequences, there isn't any.

You'd think it must have been quite shocking for the audience of the time. But George Perry in 'Forever Ealing' says:
".. it seems the reaction in its own time was more blasé. 'The scripting is indifferent, banal at times, and the direction lacks cohesion,' said the Monthly Film Bulletin. 'Artificial... trite melodrama' said Picturegoer.'
It's sensational.

Saturday 13 June 2015

Suspiria (1977 Dario Argento)

A masterpiece of mood through Luciano Tovoli's masterly and colourful lighting, Goblin's creepy score and Jessica Harper's bewilderment and fear. Quite nasty in its uncut form, but nevertheless a feast for the eyes and senses.

Shot with a very slow film stock, I seem to remember, and printed with the three strip Technicolor process to give it a unique appearance - the blacks in this film are so black that they make the borders around the letterboxed area look not dark enough!


Imitation of Life (1959 Douglas Sirk)

Warning: force ten weepie ahead.

Sirk goes out on a massive high in story of black girl passing as white, with inherent difficulties. Lana Turner is not bad at all but Juanita Moore oozes warmth as the maid / mother, Susan Kohner also nominated as the daughter. With Sandra Dee, John Gavin and Robert Alda.

His compositions and camera moves are absolutely peerless; film has a great momentum (the editor is Milton Carruth, many credits since 1929). Lovely, artfully placed shadows by Russell Metty; scored by Frank Skinner.

Juanita lived to be 100, died in 2014. The last time we watched the film, she was alive.

Ted (2012 Seth MacFarlane)

Sweet, funny movie about relationship between man and his toy bear (Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane) has plenty of humour, as you'd expect. With Mila Kunis and revitalising the career of Flash Gordon star Sam Jones.

Entourage Series 1 (2004, created by Doug Ellin)

Great to see the boys back: Kevin Connolly, Adrian Grenier, Kevin Dillon, Jerry Ferrara, Jeremy Piven.

Exec produced by Mark Wahlberg and loosely based on his own experience.

Friday 12 June 2015

Inherent Vice (2014 Paul Thomas Anderson & scr)

Noirish turn of events in 1970 California making one think of Altman's The Long Goodbye and Chinatown, from novel by Thomas Pynchon. Joaquin is spellbindingly good as stoned PI (Q says 'River would have been proud of him'). With: Josh Brolin, Maya Rudolph, Hong Chau (Treme), Benicio del Toro, Owen Wilson and Reese Witherspoon (is it a coincidence she appears like Tippi Hedren in Marnie?).

Anderson's funniest film. Shot by regular Robert Elswitt with lots of great music by Neil Young and the like and (where orchestrated) Jonny Greenwood, edited by Leslie (The Master) Jones.

'The Golden Fang'. And has the week's best line: 'Doctor, the couch is broken, and bring that bottle with you'. (He then drops his trousers on the way in to her.)

Wednesday 10 June 2015

Election (1999 Alexander Payne & co-scr)

Well, this was enormously bouncy and overdue, made very stylishly, e.g. those bedroom tracks that go up and up into an impossibly high ceiling. Rolfe Kent 's Morricone-western pastiche score also adds class, Kevin Tent is the editor who insisted on that very fast succession of cuts at the end.

Love the way nobody's voiceover matches up to their behaviour - good screenplay by Payne and Jim Taylor (also Sideways and About Schmidt), based on novel by Tom Perrotta. Also love the girl's election speech - "Don't bother to vote at all!" - and the reaction she gets.

Reese Witherspoon, Matthew Broderick, Chris Klein (sympathetic as the dumb jock), Jessica Campbell (gay sister), Phil Reeves (head), Colleen Camp (didn't recognise her as Reese's mom).

Nice twists throughout.

September (1987 Woody Allen & scr)

Even more claustrophobic than Interiors, taking place entirely in Vermont home, and therefore like a filmed stage play (there isn't a single exterior shot - this film should have been called Interiors).

Ex good-time girl Elaine Stritch and new husband Jack Warden come to visit her daughter Mia Farrow, an unhappy creature who may have killed her mother's gangster boyfriend. Farrow fancies writer Sam Waterstone but he fancies her (married) friend Diane Wiest. Meanwhile widower Denholm Elliott wants to be more than Farrow's protector.

Nice low key lighting by Carlo di Palma; (jazz) music is all diegetic. Slight carp - the thunder and lightning are always together and that's not how thunder and lightning works. Unless things happen differently in Vermont, of course.

Um, I still think that Woody's 'dramas' (as opposed to 'comedies' like Vicky Cristina Barcelona and Blue Jasmine) work better than this precisely because they do contain funny lines and irony (the latter especially) and this very straight-faced stuff simply does not bring out the best in Mr Allen (Husbands and Wives contains perhaps his most powerful moments).

Has a good ear for fractured, selfish people and situations.


Tuesday 9 June 2015

I Capture the Castle (2003 Tim Fywell)

Though it feels autobiographical, there's nothing of Dodie Smith's real life in it. After writing many successful plays including 'Dear Octopus', it was her first novel, written in the US in 1948 ('One Hundred and One Dalmations' came eight years later). The screenplay is by Heidi Thomas.

The family is great, particularly Romola Garai and Bill Nighy but good too are Rose Byrne, Tara Fitzgerald and Joe Sowerbutts; with Henry Cavill as the faithful worker. Then the visiting Americans are Henry Thomas and Marc Blucas and Sinead Cusack.

It has a poignant feel to it, fuelled by a particularly good Dario Marianelli score; and shot by Richard Greatrex and edited by Roy Sharman. Fywell works almost exclusively on British TV.

The castle itself is on the Isle of Man; eagle-eyed Q correctly identifies the village as Turville.

Very successful. I can hear Romola though saying 'Christ I'm cold! I wish I'd never agreed to this sodding film now!'

Monday 8 June 2015

Infamous (2006 Douglas McGrath & scr)

Toby Jones is brilliant as Capote in film based on the oral biography (or 'gossip' as it is also referred to) 'Truman Capote: In Which Various Friends, Enemies, Acquaintances and Detractors Recall His Turbulent Career' by George Plimpton. Though I'm not 100% convinced that the 'interviews' work that successfully and a linear tale might have progressed better. However overall we thought it very good.

Amazing cast - Daniel Craig as fantastic as ever, Sandra Bullock good as Harper Lee, plus Sigourney Weaver, Peter Bogdanovich, Juliet Stevenson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Isabella Rossellini, Jeff Daniels, Hope Davis and Lee Pace as the other murderer.

Shot by Bruno Delbonnel, editor Camilla Toniolo, music Rachel Portman, production design Judy Becker (American Hustle, Ruby Sparks).

Interiors (1978 Woody Allen & scr)

When Woody chose to follow Annie Hall with a serious film, he certainly succeeded - there isn't one funny line or irony in the film at all. Even Bergman had jokes (although I suppose if you want to put it this way, this is later Cries and Whispers Bergman: between you and me, not the best sort. Shh.)

Very well acted by Mary Beth Hurt, Diane Keaton and Kristin Griffith as the messed up sisters, Geraldine Page the extremely messed up mother (she is maddening - her fastidiousness and insecurity) and E.G. Marshall the understandably distancing father (though even he has issues and definitely favours the Hurt child). Husbands are Sam Waterstone and Richard Jordan and the new wife to be Maureen Stapleton is actually the sanest of the lot.

Beautifully shot by Gordon Willis (love that tracking shot through the church) and edited by Ralph Rosenblum. This is one of only two Woodys I think with no music (the other being Husbands and Wives.) No - Annie Hall doesn't either.*

So I'm not sure it's one we'd watch over and over again, but good to see.

* Yes it does.

Friday 5 June 2015

Celebrity (1998 Woody Allen & scr)

Described sufficiently well here.

Everyone Says I Love You (1996 Woody Allen & scr)

For WA credits completists - they're at the end. Ha! Edward Norton singing begins it.

Most entertaining, intriguing comedy musical to Cole Porter set in Venice and Paris (and New York - shown in all four seasons and once again looking spectacular and unlike anyone else's New York - it's that Carlo di Palma again).

Julia Roberts, Drew Barrymore, Goldie Hawn, Alan Alda (these two have the best voices), Woody, Natalie Portman, Tim Roth, David Ogden Stiers.

Highlights include the great song 'Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think' performed by ghosts, a multitude of Groucho Marxes (Woody included) and a truly sensational one take dance number by the Seine with Goldie literally flying.

I did wonder though whether the beautifully choreographed and funny dance numbers might have worked better with a bit of cutting - the long takes sort of work against them somehow.

Thursday 4 June 2015

Deconstructing Harry (1997 Woody Allen & scr)

From the jump cut opening against the credits we know this is going to be something quite different - a rebuttal of those who say his films are all the same. As though the artist's one-off use of 'fuck' and 'cunt' isn't enough to make the Q blush, he is using a positively Godardian loose editing style which gives a beautiful fractured, messed up feel to the material, which artfully mixes the writer's stories and reality. A film we've ignored that will need to be revisited often; it's also very funny.

A stellar cast includes the always great Judy Davis, Richard Benjamin, Demi Moore, a totally out of focus Robin Williams (!), Bob Balaban, Tobey Maguire, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Julie Kavner, Mariel Hemingway, Stanley Tucci, Billy Crystal, Paul Giamatti and Tony Sirico (The Sopranos' Paulie) again.

Loved ending where a fan says she's deconstructed Harry and finds he's really happy underneath - a commentary methinks on wrong-headed critics who are always assuming his films are autobiographical... Though of course there's always something of the auteur in all of them.

Shot by Carlo di Palma with Santo Loquasto's sets, including a Boschian Hell.

One thing to note though is that the Hollywood Pictures R2 DVD release is in 1.33:1 and that's not one of the director's innovations - it should be 1.85:1.

Evan Almighty (2007 Tom Shadyac)

'Who's this film targeted at?' I mused (it's a film that gives you time to muse). Bible belt families, I think. There's nothing at all subversive about it, Genesis 6:14 with a light comedic dusting. There might have been a veiled message about conservation, and even global warming, but no. The special effects are the whole show.

'Daddy, no one can grow a beard overnight'. It hasn't got that sort of dialogue in it.

To give a clue, there's an incredibly bastardised version of the originally cynical John Lennon / Beatles 'Revolution', which now sounds anodyne and jolly. The film's ending was clearly decided over a particularly thorough lunch.

It's awful, and quite fun for that reason. Steve Carrell, Morgan Freeman (I mean, this is actually offensive to God), Lauren Graham, some elephants, John Goodman, Jonah Hill.

Wednesday 3 June 2015

Woody Allen: a Documentary

Part two.

Skips his allegedly 'fallow' period of the nineties, in which he made the great Hollywood Ending and the much maligned, underrated Anything Else, claiming his European pictures gave him a creative reboot... Woody is clearly no great fan of himself (not like our Will Boyd), not understanding that he has already made several great films. And as I've said before, if he really wants to make a dead serious Bergmanesque film, he should just put the work in and do it, none of this 'Got to knock off now, there's a Knicks game starting'.

Rushmore (1998 Wes Anderson & co-scr)

Yes, as previously mentioned, the school plays are brilliant. Is this where the young Wes started, as a novice director? He did it - seems - attend a public school, was an underachiever and fell for an older woman.

Bill Murray great value as always - love the moment where he looks like he's going to vault a fence, then clumsily falls down the other side; and when he's met Olivia and after the meeting he runs off like a schoolboy. And there's a touching relationship between Jason Schwartzman and smart young kid Mason Gamble.

Tuesday 2 June 2015

Albert Nobbs (2011 Rodrigo Garcia)

Glenn Close looks so damn weird in this compared to everyone else, even Janet McTeer, the other cross-dressing woman, who also has make-up. (Glenn's face hardly moves; she looks like a burn victim who's had plastic surgery). It sinks it for me, they should have done it without the prosthetics and if Glenn didn't look enough like a man then called the whole thing off.

Also the plot, I just didn't understand it. If Nobbs is a lesbian it is not made clear, but whether she is or not, you can't just marry someone and suddenly declare you're the opposite sex (even to Mia Wasikowska). So that also sinks it for me.

It's sinking fast, this film, which is a shame as its great cast comprises Brendan Gleeson, Pauline Collins, Mark Williams, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Brenda Fricker and Aaron Taylor-Johnson as the bastard. And the editor is Steven Weisberg (early Cuarons).

Woody Allen: A Documentary (2012 Robert B Weide & scr, co-ed)

Part One:

Woody telling us how his nanny threatened to (and began) suffocating him; how some one drove his car at him through PS99 playground trying to run him over; that his parents were often rowing or not speaking.
Some of the great stand-up stuff: "This was my grandfather's watch. He sold it to me on his deathbed." "I have a great example of someone using oral contraception. I asked this girl to go to bed with me and she said no."
Woody trying not to laugh when Diane Keaton is improvising a scene from 'Sleeper'.
In performance on the clarinet.
How we always looked after his sister Letty who was eight years younger.
He doesn't say why he doesn't like Manhattan which is annoying, though I completely agreed with Mariel Hemingway that in that film he gives a great performance.

Monday 1 June 2015

Cheerful Weather for the Wedding (2012 Donald Rice)

Begins with a beautiful montage of a 1930s printing press. Then spends the next 40 minutes with Felicity Jones shut in her bedroom. With its multi character country house real time setting it feels like an adapted stage play, though in fact the source is Julia Strachey's novel (1932).

Luke Treadaway is the ex lover, James Norton the new one. Feels like there isn't enough story for the material - the various goings on between the other guests are diverting but not overly interesting. Could have been done in an hour. Actually Hitch could probably have pulled it off in one of his 21 minute shows, which would be a great exercise in screen condensation.

You know, we did quite like it, it's just a bit flat. Elizabeth McGovern is the disapproving mother, Eve Traynor the essential maid, Ellie Kendrick the sister. Plus John Standing, Fennella Woolgar, Mackenzie Crook, Julian Wadham.