Chalet Girl (2011 Phil Traill)

After The Rip it was nice to see a bright and clear piece of photographic work by Ed Wild.

It's not the best film in the world but it's fun and reminded Q of her Leysin days. Written by Tom Williams.

Thankfully editor Robin Sales knew not to cut away from Felicity's close up when she delivers her key monologue on the top of a mountain.

When she comes to stop on her snow board she's always got her back to the camera, so I don't think she was allowed to do much of it herself.

Ed Westwick is not American. But was in Gossip Girl.

'Hair gum'.

It's not a Picasso

The Rip (2026 Joe Carnahan & scr)

It was shot - by Juanmi Azpiroz - with Netflix's usual disregard for lightness and clarity, and with their painfully loud sound effects track, so marks off for both of those. But the story is quite enjoyable as buddy cops Matt Damon and Ben Affleck uncover a cartel cash house with $20 million - who in their team is crooked?

With Steven Yeun, Teyana Taylor, Catalina Sandena Moreno, Sashe Calle, Kyle Chandler.

After it was over I said I next wanted to watch something that I could actually see.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries: The Finale (2007)

Yes, we were a bit gutted to realise that the final season only had two films unlike all the others.

Know Thine Enemy. Writer Ed Whitmore.

A schoolgirl is found dead and abused. Then another one goes missing. The tenuous clues are to a red headed woman and a possible map. This leads to abused wife Honeysuckle Weeks and her ghastly husband James D'Arcy, but are they the kidnappers? As the girl is also diabetic, we haven't got long. Mark Bonnar is an additional cop.

And Lynley and Havers fall out over how they each construe the case. But of course are reconciled at the end. I wonder if they knew it was the end? Who knows? One or both of them might have been heartily sick of it all by then. Interviewed by Ian Wylie in 2007 Sharon said

“I’m really going to miss it,” she told us.
“I think I would like, perhaps, an episode as a final episode, because we didn’t know that was the final episode that was ever going to be shot.
“So we haven’t had any round-up to anything. That might be nice.
“But, otherwise, I’m really enjoying a character which is probably more similar to me in a way. I’m enjoying the change.” (This would be a reference to Mistresses.)
We also spoke about the web campaign to save Inspector Lynley.
“Yeah, I’ve heard of it – bring it on. I’d like to do another one.
“If people thought that they might quite like that, that might be quite nice.
“I think Nat Parker is rallying up the troops as well – come on!” 

 

Havers: "I know we've got to watch this some time but,,,"
Lynley: "Not now."

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023 Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K Thompson)

More remarkable animation, but it's exhausting - I had to watch it in three chunks. And I was disappointed that at two hours ten we are left on a cliffhanger, with Miles in the wrong dimension, finding he himself is his enemy the Punisher (I think; try and take me to Marvel Court and sue me if I'm wrong).

Some of the action (fights with Hole Man or whatever his name is, escape from Spider-Man HQ) is just too much - if they'd cut it down more maybe we could have got to the conclusion earlier.

But it is wonderfully done with incredible attention to detail.

Written by Christopher Miller, Phil Lord and Dave Callaham. 

With the voices of Shameik Moore, Hailee Steinfeld, Brian Tyree Henry, Luna Luaren Velez, Jason Schwartzman, Jake Johnson, Oscar Isaac, Daniel Kaluuya etc. Donald Glover appears in live action.

The credits include a composer Daniel Pemberton, editor Michael Andrews, production designer Patrick O'Keefe, and a costume designer Brooklyn El-Omar. Then 56 people are credited in the art department, 58 in the sound department and no less than 328 in the special effects team and 241 animators.

I showed the Q the opening: she got it.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2006-7)

 S. 5, 3. Chinese Walls. Ed Whitmore.

Murder of young woman in Hyde Park. Links to her half-sister Georgia Mackenzie, and her online sex business, colleague Jonas Armstrong, arrogant lawyer Samuel West and his clerk Lindsey Coulson, and parents Diana Hardcastle and David Yelland. With child abuse sub-text it's strong stuff.

S. 5, 4. In the Blink of an Eye. Ed Whitmore and Suzie Smith.

More strong stuff, as a former war photographer is murdered in Soho; links back to Bosnia war. Shockingly ends with death of leading character.

Ania Sowinski, Indira Varma, Danny Webb, Gary MacKay, Serge Soric.

So after the shock ending we had to start

S.6, 1. Limbo. Ed Whitmore.

Understandably Lynley is dealing with grief through booze. What he needs is a very personal case going back 13 years, and the disappearance of the young child of friends. When the body is discovered he travels to Rome to pick up the boy's elder sister; he somewhat improperly has sex with her and she's found murdered. As the prime suspect he's arrested by antagonistic DI Geraldine Somerville.

Georgina Rylance, Nicholas Farrell, Samantha Bond, John Shrapnel, Nick Hyde, Ed Stoppard, Denise Gough.

Good casts they get. And the films get better as the series proceeds.

Agatha Christie's Seven Dials (2026 Chris Chibnall)

A two and a half hour version, in which it's pretty likely that Edward Bleumel is a bad guy and that he shot himself in the library - the real villain though was a surprise. The stuff about the Seven Dials sect with the clock faces though is just so much rubbish.

Mia McKenna-Bruce is able to carry it and is a spunky heroine who disobeys everything detective Martin Freeman tells her. With Helena Bonham-Carter

Distracting direction by Chris Sweeney, who has a tendency to throw in very high and wide or overhead shots for no good reason. The blocking in the scene between McKenna-Bruce, Bonham-Carter and Alex Macqueen is so annoying as he's in the middle of the two and has to keep turning from one to the other - again, distracting. And so many clocks everywhere - not necessary.

And the photography is in the Murkovision beloved by Netflix (DP Luke Bryant). For example, have a look at this candlelit scene:

Compare to a shot from The Inspector Lynley Mysteries from 2003 (DP Graham Frake):

What do we think? Less realistic but sharper and more beautiful? Or, let's go to the beauty of Si Bell (from Miss Austen):

That's just delicious. But still ever so clear. See what I mean?

Anyway, it was quite enjoyable.

With Iain Glen, Hughie O'Donnell, Nabhaan Rizwan (Film Club), Corey Milchreest, Dorothy Atkinson, Mark Lewis Jones, Tim Preston.

Patience - Season 2 (2026)

Ella Maisy Purvis is back, but to her consternation her previous boss is gone and instead we have the extremely rude and antagonistic Jessica Hynes, who we know will warm up to her eventually, it just seems to be overdone, like, why be so hostile?

With Nathan Welsh and Mark Benton.

It's filmed in York and Antwerp.

There's an episode where the killer / kidnapper is a women who's unbalanced by the death of her daughter - but in one scene she spontaneously pulls out a syringe to subdue the wife... how the hell did she come to have that?? Total bollocks. Patience has to deal with a girl who herself is autistic - a nice touch.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2006)

S 5, 1. Natural Causes. Writer Peter Jukes.

Lynley is on suspension, Havers is working for tough but fair and rather pregnant DI played by Liza Tarbuck (absolutely right for this role), investigating a murder at a lake and how it's connected to a land deal. Lynley can't help but get involved and at one point calls Havers 'Ma'am' which is kind of what we've all been wanting. He's inevitably cleared.

George Costigan, Catherine Russell (the third incarnation of Helen), Nicholas Gleaves, Adrian Rawlins, Dave Hill, Mark Stobbart, Saskia Reeves.

S 5, 2. One Guilty Deed. Writer Mark Greig.

Havers is back at the caravan park where she used to holiday as a kid. A mob informant has been killed. Turns out he used to live there. Intriguing story involves a ghost and the historic death of a young boy, and the strange behaviour of a young girl. 

When Helen learns Lynley is sharing a caravan with Havers she says she feels sorry for her having to put up with his 'grumping' over breakfast. 'I don't grump,' he says. 'Does the caravan have an espresso machine?' she replies, knowing him well.

It's another melancholy episode, underscored by Andy Price, which involves Shaun Parkes, the interesting face of Trevor Byfield, his daughter Esther Hall (running the site), Stuart Laing, Tom Georgeson (GBH), Valerie Lilley, Jodi Albert (Hollyoaks and a singer).

Both these films exploit their setting well. Natural Causes is filmed in low lying country at Dungeness and uses the lighthouse there in its finale. One Guilty Deed uses Felixstowe in Suffolk, its tacky seaside environs, fishing boats and drab marshes near the sea.

A rare 1969 Bristol 410, with a Chrysler 5.2 litre V8 engine

Ms Small has been in some National Theatre Live things - good for her. We did see her in the rather silly Nightsleeper (2024), but I think missed The Bay in which she acts in the Season 2, 2021 series. Lots of one-offs like Downton, New Tricks, Midsomer Murders, Marple (The Blue Geranium) etc.  I think we might have watched Mistresses, 2008-10, with Shelly Conn, Sarah Parish and Orla Brady. And of course About A Boy. Sunburn 1999-2000 was a two season series about holiday reps. 

But I think it was in this series that she really left her mark. And, hopefully, got paid a shitload of money.

The Best Things in 2026

 Say Nothing.

Say Nothing (2024 Creator Joshua Zetumer)

Epic nine part (six hour) series for FX, based on Patrick Radden Keefe's non-fiction investigation into true events starting in the times of the 1960s Troubles.

Lola Petticrew (who was also the star of the Northern Ireland drama Trespasses) is Dolours, becomes indoctrinated into the IRA, whilst an older version of herself (Maxine Peake) recounts her story to a journalist. She and her sister haven't much of a chance - their dad is always telling revolutionary stories, their mum is burying guns in the garden, their aunt was badly damaged by a bomb.

Whilst the show proclaims that Gerry Adams has always denied any involvement with the IRA he's shown here being a passionate and active member of said organisation. He's played by Josh Finan (The Responder, Waiting for the Out). All acting good. With Anthony Boyle / Tom Vaughan-Lawlor (Adams' No. 2 / older self), Hazel Doupe (sister), Frank Blake (turns informer), Ryan McParland (with spud gun!), Judith Roddy (disappeared mother), Emily Healy and Isaac Heslip (elder children), Martin McCann (new handler, Blue Lights), Abhin Galeya (sympathetic prison doctor).

Some good black humour, e.g. involving newly arrived General Rory Kinnear and Gerry Adams' dog, but the sound quality is poor and mixed with the sometimes thick Irish accents makes it difficult to understand at times. It's effective as it shows the Troubles from the Catholic / IRA perspective and manages to use humour to leaven a tough story.

The key element is a mum who is taken away, for an act of kindness to an injured British soldier. The girls are good at strategy - decide to free an imprisoned IRA member from hospital, dress up as nuns to rob a bank, decide to car bomb London... and then in Brixton start a hunger strike which almost kills the younger one in order to get sent back to Ireland.

Dolours grows up, realises it was all wrong. Then, we were not expecting Stephen Rea to come into the story! (Damien Molony).

Episode 3 is directed by Mary Bing Jamie Alfreda Leonara Quick Kit Nighy, daughter of Bill Nighy and Diana Quick! And Kirsten Sheridan (son of Jim and Oscar nominated for In America), Joe Murtagh (Woman in the Wall), and Clare Barron ('formidable New York playwright') were also in the writers' room.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2005)

 S 4, 2. In the Guise of Death. Writer Simon Block.

An apparent suicide in a stable in Cornwall next to Lynley's mum's. Her friend Stella Gonet seems a mite suspicious to us. Local detective Adrian Bower proves a useful assistant.

S 4, 3. The Seed of Cunning. Writer Mark Greig.

As soon as you see Roger Allam you know he's going to be involved, somehow. He works at the House of Lords, where a doorman has been found murdered. Turns out to be connected to some huge defence contract. Although Lynley and Havers get to the truth and catch the killer, for once there's no evidence to the real criminals and they get away with it. Which is quite an ending. Mark Day edited this one.

S 4, 4. Word of God. Writer Peter Jukes.

A dead man is found with a priceless page of a 'Golden Koran'. Turns out to be a case of organ selling involving Jane Lapotaire. Lynley has an extremely frictional relationship with an immigration officer Nigel Betts. Mark Benton is the seemingly helpful scholar who turns out to be a murderer (is this the right casting?). Lynley loses it and threatens to throw him over a balcony but Betts observes and the show (and season) ends when Lynley is arrested!

Havers is trying out dating with no luck. Seems to be getting on well with the pathologist Paul Hickey, but he's married. Lynley almost has an affair but can't quite commit to it. Ends up sleeping on Havers' sofa.

Mark Partridge shot all of these. He arranges some quite striking lighting designs:

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2004-5)

 S 3, 4. If Wishes Were Horses. Writer Simon Booker.

A man is blown up with a car bomb. His current wife Jemma Redgrave and former one Barbara Flynn (with great Irish accent) are somehow involved. Lynley's pregnant wife Helen stupidly is self-involved and she's attacked in her car and loses the baby. Cue lots of Lynley growling at Havers, who's very calm with him, understanding what he's going through. Then she's shot... Not much of a season finale.

Very coincidentally, Abhin Galeya from Say Nothing is in it.

S 4, 1. In Divine Proportion. By Julian Simpson.

A restaurateur is shot in a small Suffolk village. Turns out everyone's involved. Managed to pin the main culprit about halfway through.

With Slyvestra Le Touzel, Jimmy Yuill, Craig Parkinson, Richard Armitage, Burn Gorman.

In an unbeatable ending, Havers is held with others at gunpoint and we think 'Is she turning to jelly?' But then she acts. Starts beating the shit out of the gunman. Then breaks down in Lynley's arms, in one incredible continuous take... I mean, we're so invested in her character, this is emotional stuff. One of the best in the series. Directed by Brian Stirner.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2004)

 S 3, 3. A Cry For Justice.

A murder in Oxford. Is somehow philanthropist / businessman Terence Harvey involved? Is his wife Jenny Agutter? (I thought she probably was up to something the moment I saw her.) What's Daniel Ryan know about it all? Will Al Weaver grow up and join Grantchester?

Mark Partridge lights it all rather beautifully.

Still, at least Havers has been reinstated - hurray!

Hard Truths (2024 Mike Leigh & scr)

Pansy, a fabulous performance from Marianne Jean Baptiste, is a nightmare in the way she interacts with everyone, even people trying to help her (which I found all quite funny). She's also a nightmare with her own family, husband David Webber and very repressed son Tuwaine Barrett. We get some glimpses as to why, from interaction with her much more upbeat sister Chantell, Michele Austin, who has a much more normal relationship with her two daughters Ani Nelson and Sophia Brown.

A graveside scene (with the wonderful touch of a group of bikers passing through the graveyard) and then things build into one of those Mike Leigh crescendos, though quite a muted one for him, at a small family party on Mother's Day.

Mike's skilful control of character and scenes is undiminished.

Photographed again by Dick Pope (oddly is a widescreen ratio) and edited by Tania Reddin, with a typically mournful score from Gary Yershon. Many memorable scenes, especially the ray of light when a girl in Piccadilly starts talking to Barrett (in long shot), but the ending is curiously enigmatic. Also, the way she wakes up is really bizarre, and funny, and.. what trauma has she experienced for this to happen?

Ferris Buller's Day Off (1986 John Hughes & scr)

Triggered by this interesting film by Danny Boyd on CinemaStix about how the film was recut after negative previews. It simply amounted to a bit of cutting - the restaurant dining scene was filmed but removed - and then the structure changed. Realising the street musical scene was the strongest they moved that to towards the end, and also changed the music in the art museum scene from Spanish acoustic to The Dream Academy. Not the first time that Paul Hirsch would alter a John Hughes film, see here.

Alan Ruck is apparently emulating Gene Saks when he's on the phone to the Principal - I thought he was doing Eddie Mayehoff from How To Murder Your Wife.

It has a great reputation but frankly it's not the best film in the world, but quite enjoyable. A good showcase for Chicago.

With Mia Sara, Jeffrey Jones, Jennifer Grey, Cindy Pickett, Lyman Ward, Charlie Sheen, Edie McGlurg, Del Close ('Anybody?')

Photographed by Tak Fujimoto.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2003-4)

 S 2, 4. Deception on His Mind. Written by Valerie Windsor.

A racist murder has taken place on the Essex coast. Havers' neighbour Tanveer Ghani and her child go there for 'personal reasons' and Havers also goes along to look up her former boss Emily Joyce (lots of TV including Cracker).

Meanwhile a young Pakistani girl is pregnant - Anjali Jay - her fiance has been killed. Father Saeed Jaffrey. Brother is the truly vile Tarek Ramini who it turns out is involved in people trafficking (and much worse) . And it also turns out there's a reason for Joyce's hostility to him. Terence Hillyer is funny as a slightly sinister B&B owner.

Lynley turns up, of course. In an exciting boat chase finale, Lynley jumps in to save the girl but Joyce won't stop the boat to save them so Havers has to shoot her with a flare gun. Directed by Tim Leandro.

What a lovely smile!

In its treatment of racism and sexual hypocrisy and the vile brother character (who likes shagging white women though he claims he detests them) and the Ahab-like police DS, it's one of the strongest of the series. It's certainly not 'cozy murder'.

S 3, 1. In Pursuit of the Proper Sinner. Written by Ann-Marie di Mambro.

Lynley has longer hair; Havers has been demoted for the flare gun incident - what was she supposed to have done??

A couple camping have been bludgeoned - she's the daughter of ex police chief Timothy West, wife Sorcha Cusack. Lynley manages to get Havers up there to help - strictly to do research through old files. Naturally she's soon off doing her own thing. Despite being repeatedly told she's off the case, she cracks it - this very amusing. But - she doesn't receive recognition for it. We love her character. Also has to deal with sexist local police (Jack Deam). Simon Williams is an alky and there's a very young Tom Burke involved.

S 3, 2. A Traitor to Memory. Adapted by Kevin Clarke.

A woman's been involved in a hit and run, somehow connected to a violinist who cracks in performance. The police constable and Lynley's former boss are both hiding something. It all goes back to a child murder twenty years ago.

Havers has threatened to resign. And - Helen is pregnant. We're not sure Lynley is very happy about it.

David Calder, John McGlynn, Michael Culkin, Richard McCabe, Anthony Higgins.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2003)

 S2, 1. Playing for the Ashes. Written by Kate Wood. Ruth Gemmell, Phyllios Logan.

A cricketer is found dead. Who done him? Are animal rights activists involved?

Now moved into her new flat, Havers befriends a little girl who's a neighbour (Anjalee Patel). (Well, actually, the girl doesn't give her much option.)

Photographed by Chris Seager.

S2, 2. In the Presence of the Enemy Written by Francesca Brill.

I was just thinking, 'time to put one of her prime characters in danger' and lo and behold someone listened. A newspaper editor's daughter is kidnapped, then found dead. She was the unknown illegitimate daughter of he (James Hazeldine) and politician Sophie Okonedo. Havers befriends a copper who's working on the case, Robert Whitelock, who's rather too close to his mum Kika Markham. (Love their meeting - she overpowers him. But we think - it's about time she found some romance.)  Then the editor's son is also kidnapped...

Okonedo's husband Clint Dyer is rather shouty and should have been reined in but this is a good thrilling episode directed by Brian Stirner.

S2, 3. A Suitable Vengeance. Written by Valerie Windsor.

I was also thinking 'Are we ever going to meet Lynley's family'? He is engaged to marry Helen (Lesley Vickeridge) and brings Havers along to the family pile to meet everyone. She's the fish out of water here, lovely playing by Sharon Small. (Lynley: "Can you call me Tommy this weekend." Havers: "No.") Lynley clearly has a very troubled relationship with his mother Gabrielle Drake (you know, from UFO!) and doctor Peter Egan, also has drug-addicted brother Matthew Goode (one of his very first roles). It turns out to be a story involving drugs, both experimental and traditional.

Lynley should have informed the officer on the case the information he picks up but despite Vickers' urging he chooses not to. Wonder how all this will impact a. his career and b. his supposed marriage.

The cinematography here is mostly good: Graham Frake.

Perhaps too top lit?

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2002)

 S1,3. For the Sake of Elena. Written by Valerie Windsor.

There are even more horrible male characters in this, particularly a don who strips off in front of Havers and Lynley and should be charged with indecent exposure - Richard Lintern. But he's not the murderer of girls jogging near the Cambridge river - the Cam, in fact.

I actually predicted the correct killer, for once. With Tim Pigott-Smith, Cherie Lunghi, James Hillier, June Watson. Photographed by David Higgs.

Abelard and Heloise, famous 12th Century Paris love affair chronicled in a series of letters between the two.

S1, 4. Missing Joseph. Writer Lizzie Mickery.

A vicar is poisoned in a remote rural location. This one is not so east to guess, and is in fact a little far fetched. With Pippa Heywood, Charlotte Salt, Adam Godley, Joanna Dunn. Lynley rekindles his romance with Helen (now played by Lesly Vickeridge) and helps Havers by having her mum's house redecorated so she can sell it - she's furious, somewhat predictably. Jason Merrells is another vile male character.

2002 sounds like not that long ago but as Q points out, it's a quarter of a century.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2001 - 2007)

Elizabeth George is an American writer who in 2025 completed her 22nd Inspector Lynley novel. We thought we'd check out the original BBC incarnation, starring Nathaniel Parker and Sharon Small.

Sorry to be lazily copying Wikipedia here but 'The first episode (pilot), A Great Deliverance, was broadcast on 12 and 13 March 2001, the only two-part episode throughout the series run. It was also based on the first Inspector Lynley novel. The first full series began broadcasting on 8 April 2002, with the first episode based on and named after the third novel, Well-Schooled in Murder. The first eleven episodes were based on and named after the eleven Inspector Lynley novels published from 1988 to 2001, but not all in the published sequence.' There were 24 episodes in all.

So we watched the pilot, which together runs about 2 hours 20. It's quite a complicated tale - adapted by Lizzie Mickery - with lots of characters, set in Yorkshire, where it appears Lynley had previously been stationed - and run up against the corrupt and incompetent Inspector Nies (Colum Convey). A man is found murdered with only his traumatised daughter at the scene. With Anthony Calf, Amanda Ryan (actually the love of Lynley's life), Emma Fielding, Brendan Coyle, Pooky Quesnel. It turns out to be a case of intra-familial torture and the death of a new-born baby - heady stuff. 

The Lynley / Havers dynamic is a bit more spiky than in the reboot.

Jonathan Bloom gives it a tough look - whether like 28 Days  it was shot on some digital video system or on film I couldn't tell you. Kristina Heatherington edited. There's some weird sound design going on - we keep hearing people clumping around in rooms above - and you think this is going to fit into the story somehow - but it doesn't. It's just distracting.

I thought a locked bookcase was a clue - turns out it wasn't

Series 1, Episode 1 in 2002 is Well Schooled in Murder (written by Simon Block) and it's a rather good investigation into a murder at a boy's public school, with Bill Nighy, John Sessions and Martin Jarvis. The oiks include Henry Cavill (Head Boy), William Mannering (coke dealing bastard prefect) and Samuel Barnett.

Payment in Blood is about the murder of a playwright . This one I actually got halfway to figuring out, but was caught out by the denouement. Lynley and Havers are getting on a  bit better by this time - at one point he helps her take her boots off. Familiar faces here include Ronald Pickup, James McAvoy, Idris Elba and Julian Wadham, with Jonathan Firth and Camilla Power. Lizzie Mickery again adapted.

Well, that's another six hours gone.

Lynley (2025 Steve Thompson)

A reboot of characters based on novels by Elizabeth George, previously dramatised in a series running 2001-2007 with Nathaniel Parker and Sharon Small.

Leo Suter is the posh, Jenssen Interceptor driving DI and Sofia Barclay his somewhat strange-accented DS. And DCI Daniel Mays has something over the new DI.

A Place of Hiding. An art collector on a remote island, who styles himself Augustus Caesar, is found murdered. Funnily enough when I saw a terminally ill woman in bed, I thought 'She did it' as a joke - turns out it was her.